英语小笑话（一）
1、Bring Papa
Teacher: For final exam this time, you can take your textbooks, your notebooks, your dictionary etc., just as you do your homework as usual.
Frank: That sounds I can take my papa here.
【译文】带爸爸
老师:本次考试,你们可以带课本、笔记本、词典等,就像你们平常做作业一样。
弗里克:太好了,那我就可以把爸爸带来了。
2、Cat and crab
One day, a cat played near the enly, a crab clamped cat is rather cross , it ran after the r a while, that cat ran into the forest.A big brown spider making its net in the tree, the cat caught the big brown spider very fast, and the cat said to the big brown spider:" Did you think if you on the net, I will not know you? Yes, I still know you?!"
【译文】猫和螃蟹
一天，一只猫在湖边玩耍。忽然，一只螃蟹夹了它一下。那只猫非常生气，它追着那只螃蟹跑。一会儿，它追到了森林里。一只大的棕色的`蜘蛛正在树上织网，那只猫很快地抓住了那只大的棕色的蜘蛛，并对它说：“小样儿，你上了网我就不认识你了？！”
英语小作文（二）
Do you like autumn 你喜欢秋天么？
I do not know when, you fall softly on my red sweater, you put a flower as I have it? 不知什么时候，你轻轻地落在我鲜红的毛衣上，你把我也当成一朵花了吗?
Golden butterfly you! Whom you are dancing in it? Not smile flowers, grasses lost their , I see, you are in the garden that little daisy eyes.金色的蝴蝶呀!你是在为谁而翩翩起舞呢?花儿没有了笑容，青草失去了光泽。哦，我明白了，你是在为园子里那眨着眼睛的小雏菊。
Golden butterflies, you are willing to pay my friend? Come! Flew into my books, accompanied by bright, I walked into the classroom金色的蝴蝶，你愿意和我交朋友吗?来吧!飞进我的课本，伴着我走进明亮的教室 。
Fall to, chrysanthemum e are red, yellow, with purple, and white, very beautiful! 秋天到了，菊花开了。有红的，有黄的，有紫的，还有白的，美丽极了!
Do you like autumn? 你喜欢秋天吗？
英语名言警句（三）
1、All things in their being are good for something.天生我才必有用。
2、Every journey of a thousand miles begins with one step 千里之行，始于足下。
3、Failure is the mother of success.失败是成功之母。
4、While there is life there is hope.一息若存，希望不灭。
5、Energy and persistence conquer all things.能量加毅力可以征服一切。
6、A bird in the hand is worth than two in the bush.一鸟在手胜过双鸟在林。
7、Actions speak louder than words.事实胜于雄辩。
8、All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.只会用功不玩耍，聪明孩子也变傻。
9、An apple a day keeps the doctor away.一天一苹果，不用请医生。
10、Constant dripping wears away a stone.水滴石穿，绳锯木断。
