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超好笑的英语笑话段子

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幽默寓于笑话之中,它是笑话的精料,智慧之所在。今天我们就一起来看看超好笑的'英语笑话段子吧!

超好笑的英语笑话段子

超好笑的英语笑话段子

某男,粗通英文,至使馆,有表要填,有一栏是sex。

该男思之久已,毅然下笔:“Once a week“。

签证官观后暴笑,曰:“This item should be filled in with male or female.“

该男顿时赧颜,思之,填下“female“,官楞之,曰:“shouldn’t it be male?“

男急释曰:“I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.”

超好笑的英语笑话段子

英语老师问一个学生,“How are you是什么意思”

学生想how是怎么,you 是你,于是回答“怎么是你?”

老师生气又问另一个同学:“How old are you ?是什么意思?”

这个同学想了想说:“怎么老是你。”

超好笑的英语笑话段子

On her return from school,little Dolly,aged ten,was pulled on to her Daddy's knee,and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surprise a little baby see med glad,and presently said:

“Will you give me a stamp,daddy?I want to write and tell brother Tom.”

The father was touched by this,and provided the little lass with the materials to write a letter to her brother,who was away at r,curious to know how she would tell the news,he took an opportunity to read what she had received something of a shock on reading the following:

“Dear Tom,

“It's come off 've lost;it's a boy.”

你输了

放学回到家里,十岁的小多莉被拉过来坐在她爸爸的膝上,她被告知那天仙女们带来了一个大大的惊奇——一个婴儿小弟弟。她似乎很高兴,马上说:

“爸爸,你能不能给我一张邮票?我要写信告诉汤姆哥哥。”

父亲被这话感动了,他为小姑娘提供了给她哥哥写信所需的各种用具,她的哥哥住在学校里。后来,想知道她是怎么报告这个消息的,他找机会读了她写的信。在读到下面这两行字时,他差点儿惊呆了:

“亲爱的汤姆:

“今天结果出来了,你输了;是个男孩。”

 


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