生活需要笑话，英语笑话能愉悦我们的心情，今天我们就一起来看看超好笑的经典英语笑话吧!
超好笑的.经典英语笑话(一)
come on,guys, we have to grow some meat in this laboratory!
伙计们，加油，我们必须在这个实验室长出一些肉
the main forces behind gm food are the ones who are the most motivated
转基因食物背后的主要力量是这些最积极的
超好笑的经典英语笑话(二)
他去吃早餐，他想要2片面包，服务员只拿了1片，他说“I want two pieces ",服务员听成了“I want to piss”(我想拉屎)。他又说“I want two pieces on my plate"，然后服务员就骂他“you're a son of bitch”(你这狗·娘·养的)。
他认为服务员说他是“son of a beach(海滩)”。然后他又去吃饭了，服务员只拿了勺子和刀，没有叉子(fock)。他说“I want a fock”，服务员听成了“I want to fuck”，服务员回他说“everyone want to fu·ck",他又说“I want a fock on the table",服务员听成了“I want to fu·ck on the table"。回到房间，床上没有床单，他说“I want a sheet",服务员听成了“I wanna shit(屎)”。
最后他来到前台，工作人员向他说了句客套话“peace on you”，他却认为在骂他“piss on you。”，骂了人家一句“son of bitch“"我要回意大利!”
超好笑的经典英语笑话(三)
Who's More Polite?
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
谁更有礼貌?
一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。
